The vegetarian burrito
is not quite what it seems.

Rice & corn in the combo
but veggies are not free.

That’s right, it’s true.
There is an “up charge” for you.
If adding squash, zucchini & peppers
your new cost will require bankers.

And I don’t know why
because it isn’t that good.
How can you say “veggie”
and then charge more? Misunderstood.

You may think this post is pointless
or dull or just dumb, but I’ve been there in
Anchorage, Salt Lake and Boston.

Just once I’d like to hear the manager say:
Yeah, we charge more for veggies, but not for you today.

I’d like to hear a confession from that corporate twerp
who decided there’d be an up cost for a vegetarian burp.

Guacamole is extra and so is the queso.
But how can it be more when I want my burrito
loaded with veggies but no meat though?

See ya later Qdoba! Go ahead and be rude.
Go out of business you smug little dude.
I’m off to Chipotle where they say what they mean –
where a veggie burrito is not misleading.