Empty and hollow

Shallow and weak

Disarming, alarming

Yielding little,

but demanding much

The payoff, not worth it

Havoc reaches deep

Momentary satisfaction

Results in impaction

Negative capillary action

Delivers a health infraction

That signifies the coming

colon chain reaction

Steer clear of the tots.

The poppers and rings.

The grilled cheese and coney dogs

are waiting to sting.

Take that stupid tray off of my window.

I don’t want your peppermint.

Happy hour or not, I always come back to

the fact that I hate Sonic more than you.