My rental car would not start today
Not a good sign when your flight’s at 6:30

Nothing to do but ditch it right there
Leave it in the hotel garage- no worries, no care

I can’t miss my flight with current capacity
Maxed out with no extra seats equals calamity

Stand at the gate and wait
That’s what I do now
That rental car can fend for itself
Additional fees? AmEx won’t allow!