I’m wondering when we decided to be

such a petty, self-centered, narcissistic society?

Where all conversations are centered on me.

Life revolving around us completely.

Please pardon  for a moment while I update my status
About my activity and feelings I know many are anxious

Now back to this lecture about life revolving

in a small little circle where all must be knowing.

About what I say, what I buy, what I do

and who is going with me, if just to the zoo.

Hold on, sit tight, I just need to tag
my good friends who are with me while I buy this new bag.

Can you believe that I said it or did it or met

one of the sisters from the traveling Wilson Quartet?

Oh, you don’t know of them, let me snicker and share

this link to their homepage that I found first, fair and square.

Hold on a sec, I need to finish typing
on my smartphone the announcement that Nobu left me bloating.

Now back to you, because you’re important, indeed.

See we’re sitting at this small cafe eating organic feed.

You know who would like this place besides you and me?

Anna, Thomas, Carson, Bates, Edith and Lady Crawley.

Have you seen it, heard it watched it?

Well, no you have not, I will send you the link using this free hotspot.

Give me just a minute while I search to give you help
And I should tell everyone about this place, let me log in to Yelp!

It’s been good talking at you, I hope you don’t mind

if I spend some time checking Instagram, I am running behind.

I love my life and I am so thankful that you

love hearing, reading and seeing how wonderful things are for me too.