It was too long, the line today
So I opted to park, go in, get my entree

Laughing and smirking at the brilliance of my plan
While they wait in that line with more than one van

I found a close spot, jumped out, locked the door
And moved with agility up to the store

But what waited for me? The jokes on you pal
You see, it appears I wasn’t the only guy or gal
That thought they could bypass the brutal drive-thru line
For when I entered I noted that I wasn’t alone in my desire to whine