So you have a small missile

But you’re not s’posed to use it

You can close a border and not allow exit

How can the whole world think that you’re mad

When what you are doing is acting like dad

First missile test was a bit of a dud

The next one got up but fell short with a thud

Now you claim that you’ll blow up Guam

‘Cuz with your new Lego set you built a bomb

But they laugh and they jest while you eat your pie

And now you can do nothing but sit idly by

As some unknown group takes over your handle

And starts using your Tweets to stir up a scandal

Japan, South Korea, even the Chinese

Have a feeling that you’ll fall, weak at the knees

The mighty U.S. is gaining a stronghold

Exercising their forces in a move so bold

So, what to do now?

Pull up Netflix, play XBox or go to a rave

What would your dad do, he’d probably cave

He did after all, for the last 18 years

Don’t take it personal, you’d end up in tears

It is kind of cute really, like father like son

The supreme ruler of North Korea, Kim Jong-un.